Chapter Nine: Mellisan Otherwise Known As Amellysan the Black-Hearted Bitch
After passing the last test, I dropped off all of my friends at the Desert city of Amekthran and the Party and I went to the Throne of Bhaal to show A-Smelly-Whiner's posterior the end of my Boot of Speed's Heel. The first with her was easy enough, but she eventually ran off whining she had to get more power! I quickly lay some traps while she was gone and we all headed to the platform to cut off some of her Godly Energy.
After defeating the monsters she left to guard the energy flowing into her, I absorbed from the pool of energy to stop the flow. The second fight, she ranted about how the first thing she'd do was destroy all chubby men! I wasn't going to have none of that so I sprang the traps on her!
Then we attacked and she ran away whining again!
The next platform was much the same, and so was the third. The final fight with Amellysan was the hardest by far! She kept casting protection spells AND summoning monsters to fight off! The last straw was when she told me she was going to enjoy making Sola her bitch!
You'd be surprised at the amount of pieces I cut her into after that
Then Solar appears and says the fight is over. Amellysan's head rolls to her and screams, "NOOO! I am a GOD! You cannot defeat me!"
To which Solar drop-kicked Amellysan's head into the abyss! Amellysan screamed she would have her vengeacne, but I doubt it.
Solar gave me a choice. Become a God, or a Mortal. I chose Mortal. What was I going to be, God of Murder? God of Lecherous Halflings? Naw, twould be better to roob the palace of the Queen that ordered a bounty on my head!
Chapter Ten: A Fond Farewell
So how does this halfling's story end? Well first let's see how his friends' stories end!
Solaufein: Eventually Jerr and he call it quits. Without Jerr by his side, Solaufein dies to some random over-powered party looking to kill him. However, as luck would have it the Drow is ressurected by Jaheira. They eventually hit it off, and marry.
Jaheira: After she marries Sola, she and he have a twins, a boy and girl. They still travel and adventure, just not as much since they have children. Jaheira is still trying to get Sola to stop brooding, though, and to stop making elf men look so womanly!
Aerie: Aerie ends up hitting it off with Viconia, oddly enough. They both move to Rasheman with Minsc and open a resturaunt. They're main reason for getting together, their hatred for Jaheira. They still plan on disposing of her but 99% likely they won't ever actually go through with it.
Minsc: After opening up the Resteraunt with Vic and Aer, Minsc soon gets bored and starts training the Rashemani Rangers on the proper care and feeding of hamsters.
Imoen: Imoen still continues to adventure with her brother, Jerr.
Nalia: Nalia eventually does get in a fight with Skie! At the Copper Coronet no less! Skie ends up dying when Nalia shoves a turkey leg down her throat. Nalia now teaches mage classes at the Temple of Ilmater in the Slums District of Athkatla.
Valygar: Valygar dyes his armor pink and marries Anomen at a grand ceremony held at The Order of the Radiant Heart.
Keldorn: Keldorn ends up going back home to his wife, for good this time.
Viconia: See Aerie.
Korgan: The dwarf ends up commenting on how he'd like to see Aerie, Viconia, and Mazzy bathing together one day when he and Mazzy were visiting Aerie and Viconia. A and V now have a nice new garden statue at their resturaunt.
Edwin: After being dropped off at Amkethran, Edwin got the wrong person mad and they had Saemon get him drunk and put the following items on the wizard: The Ring of Folly, the Ring of Clumsiness, The Bracers of Binding, and the Girdle of Gender-Bending. Edwina now roams the countryside drooling all over the place.
Cernd: Cernd's son grows into a rebellious teenager and starts and acting troupe dedicated to making Cernd look like a pansy fop in plays who recites bad poetry.
Sarevok: Sarevok ends up getting Cattie-Brie mad one day by pinching her butt. He's now missing an arm.
Jan: Jan eventually got Jaella back and started his own turnip business.
Haer'Dalis: Plays Cernd in Cernd's son's play
Mazzy: Helped Viconia distract Korgan while Aerie turned him into a statue. Then she started her own Order of the Radiant Heart for halflings.
Anomen: See Valygar.
As for me, I went on to commit many grand acts of Larceny until the day I ran into a more experienced Bondari Quickhand. We settled at my Keep after that, and annually commit one big larceny a year now!
Ending Stats:
Jerr Quickfoot
Neutral Good Male Halfling
Fighter(21)/Thief(25)
Str: 14 (22 with Belt)
Dex: 21 (I honestly don't know how I went from 20 to 21)
Con: 11
Int: 14
Wis: 14
Cha: 18
Proficiencies:
Short Sword: 2
Sling: 2
Sword and Shield Style: 2
Short Bow: 2
Dagger: 2
Equips: White Dragon Scale Armor, Sword of Mask, Fire Giant Belt, Ring of Gax, Ring of Fire Elemental Control, Cloak of Elvenkind, Shield of Harmony, Gauntlets of Extraordinary Specialization, Amulet of Power, Boots of Speed, Helm of Infravision, and Sling of Arvoreen
Side Notes: I couldn't defeat Amellysan in one-on-one fights like my Swashbuckler could. That disappointed me. I also reloaded the second fight nine times.
And despite being more powerful than my Swashbuckler's party (Same NPCs and Equips, but this partyhad higher levels), my Swashbuckler's Party never had anyone die in a fight with Amellysan.
Final group shot (
Try to name everyone):
