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Six's list of evil makes me smile every time I read it. I can't compete, but it did inspire me a bit...
HAER'DALIS: I had a Pit Fiend eat his friends, and afterwards I released him from that Wizard's servitude. I (invisible at the time) approached him and he joined me. We went back to his playhouse - I was hoping his troupe would be replaced with Biff the Understudies - but there was no reaction whatsoever. So we go to the Copper Coronet (home of NPCs I'd not decided how to murder yet); departy Haerry; Haerry screams "Noo! The troupe... my friends!!" (It was as heartwarming as Valygar's screeches Six described.) and hostiles me. Nalia, also departied, was standing nearby and attacked him! I popped off a few MM's, softening him up, but I allowed Nalia to deliver the killing blow.
ANOMEN: I dragged him along on the Planar Sphere quest with me. While in the Abyss, after I'd retrieved the demon heart: I threw a rock, told him to go investigate, then turned invisible, ran back in the sphere, and barred the door. I just hope the next time I cast a Fiend summoning spell I don't get Anomen instead. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
JAN: At our first meeting I did not lie for him and allowed the pompous official to throw him in jail. After a few months I sprung Jan and allowed him to pal around with me. Soon "The Hidden" quest began and he sent me off to find a cure. He gave me ten days to do it. On day 3, I left for Brynnlaw.
CERND: Unfortunately, Cernd would not speak to me after I poisoned the grove, so I fed him to a Cacofiend. I wanted him to join me so I could drown his baby in the pirates' pool (in back of the Sea's Bounty) with Lt. Aegisfield and that Harper fellow.
JAHEIRA: After I released her from her cell it seems she did indeed find her way out. However, by the time I found her again she was most displeased with my conduct. She attacked me and I was forced to Death Spell her and her companions. Rylock just stood by and watched. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
VICONIA: I let her burn. Perhaps I should've turned her into a squirrel first, though. Pity.
I have concocted some tenative plans for the demise of some of the others as well.
AERIE: Considering charming Quayle and having him beat her to death.
YOSHIMO: I forgot to do anything with him before I left for Brynnlaw. Suppose he'll just have to geas to death.
IMOEN: What evil could possibly be enough for this lass?! I was thinking maybe letting her die in one of the mage duels in Ust Natha, but it seems all too... too... simple. I wish I could sell her into slavery. On the other hand, she *is* the Bodhi to my Irenicus. Vampirism, then? Heh heh...
-Lem
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