What a digusting display of vile evil! Tsk, Tsk! Minsc, prepare your boot!
*Prepares to curse*
-May you all get a bad case of insect contagion in your undershorts from your next date!
-May the fleas of a thousand Afghani camels take up residence in your left armpit!
-May you trip and roll naked down a huge pile of thumbtacks!
-May you accidentally stick your nostrils together with crazy glue!
-May your berries grow to ten times their current size and your twig shrink by an equal proportion!
-May you have an unnatural affinity for dill pickles as a fashion statement!
So there! You nasty, nasty people!