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What do you expect from a patsy half-orc stooge who no-one has ever heard of? Has he done mighty deeds? Fought powerful enemies? Defeated evils? By this stage, you and your party are LEGENDS! Believe me, the REAL bad guys worthy of your steel are elsewhere. Gromnir just needed to be put in his place, the smelly upstart oik.
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\"HELP! I\'ve superglued myself to a flaming bowling ball!\"
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