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As Mr. Baggins'colleague in the BYOB and a primary supporter of his noble integration project, I must respond to the esteemed Legolas' questions. The current whereabouts of Mr. Baggins is unknown to me, and this is a cause for much concern. I have noted, as InsaneBane also observed, that Mr. Baggins claims to have exterminated one of the villians of the Sword Coast. That claim has even raised my eyebrows with perplextion. If he is indeed, tromping about the Sword Coast slaying villians, then who is overseeing the kobold integration school at Area 51. Even I do not know the exact location of the school, and we members of the BYOB simply refer to it as Area 51. Before everyone cries foul, and I told you so, Mr. Baggins has shown us the ledger books. The books have been audited and certified as accurate by the esteemed accountant, Aauthorr Aanndersonn.
I have proposed that we, as the collected, elected Senate of Faerun, set up operational guidelines and educational standards that the Area 51 school must follow. Strict adherence to our approved standards shall be a prerequisite for any and all funding for the project. Although I am an outspoken proponent of the Kobold Integration Project, I also feel that it is our duty to be fiscally responsible. We cannot, as the duly elected governing body of Faerun, simply provide funding for every "feel good" program that requests funding.
That is my report, Chairman Legolas, on the status of the project. I respectfully request that you withhold any judgement on the project until Mr. Baggins has returned, or until the one month time allotment has expired. I am and remain, your obedient servant, Kerap.
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