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Old 01-15-2003, 02:04 PM   #148
Morgeruat
Jack Burton
 

Join Date: October 16, 2001
Location: PA
Age: 45
Posts: 5,421
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Originally posted by Byrd:
I must apologize for my previous post, I spoke hastily and with my anger. I admire what Mr. Underhill is trying to accomplish even if his doing it lowers my perception of his intelligence. I have to agree with the others though, just how is this plan going and when will you bring to us an example of a sophisticated Kobold. We wait in anticipation.
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Originally posted by Morgeruat:
as promised before here is my success story about Kobold integration

It was a dark and stormy night, the lonely group of adventurers was ersting in a cave that offered some shelter, the Paladin Narice was sleeping soundly, when suddenly they were startled awake by the guard, a noble and wise little hobbit (a neutral evil halfling thief, but i never detected him for evil) was sounding the alarm. as we sprung from our bedrolls and drew our weapons we fought like madmen, slaughtering the viscious kobolds before we realised what they were, I (Narice) managed to get the group to spare one of them, his name sounded similar to a vulgar noise, and so in the name of reforming him to eventually integrate him into society I renamed him, Fuzzy Lumkins, after many months of protecting him, and teaching him the ways of truth and right, he eventually reformed and (upon the campaign switching to 3ed) became a paladin serving the highest of noble ideals, and protecting those who would scorn him.
I would like to offer my own success story, from page 3 as proof that kobolds can be rehabilitated and become meaningful, contributing members of society.
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