How about this? Attached to some real Vickey lovetalk.
Viconia: "Whew, I am exhausted. Let us get our coupling over so that we may rest."
Imoen: "What do you mean, coupling? He's not sleeping with you, you nasty old drow, you. How old are you anyway? Two hundred? I know what you are doing, you are corrupting him with your evil Drow ways. Sleep by yourself. He'll be sleeping next to me, tonight.
Viconia: "Little redheaded girls shouldn't shout like that, it makes their faces all blotchy. The way that you two have your heads together all of the time, whispering, makes me think that some kind of unnatural attraction is going on."
Imoen: "He's my lifelong friend. We grew up together and didn't know that we were brother and sister until just a little while ago. And how I feel about him is none of your business, Drow bitch."
Viconia: "Hmmm. The way that you react makes me all the surer that you are afraid that I am taking him away from you. What's the mater, are you afraid that you will never attract a man besides him? I find plain girls like you worry about that. Well, let us continue on.
[ 05-15-2002, 06:59 PM: Message edited by: Galadria ]
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