In a very scary mansion called *oink! Bonk!*, my sorceres Sylvara (Extra character. Friend of ____)was fighting a crazy, crazy pwer-hungry mage by the name of *Crack! Boom!*
He was casting spells like crazy, and had everyone, and I mean everyone, stunned (literally) in the room sans Sylvara.
Her only hope was one spell left... Chromatic Orb.
She casts, and... Wild surge! No save! *Binka Binka! Boink!* was turned to stone!
Looks like wild mages have their uses after all
