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SixOfSpades · 12-01-2004, 07:08 PM

The Beholder, at least, appears in the manual. But where does it digest its food?

Pet peeve of mine: Dragons with no muscles. I've seen more bad Dragons in my life than I'd care to count; some with wing bones that just erupt out of their shoulders, with no musculature at all. This one has a little bit, but still--compared to the slashing it can do with its legs, what kind of Wing Buffet can those twiggy little flaps create?

And I'll bet Illithids wear those long skirts because they don't want anyone to know they all have a thing for women's underwear and pantyhose. That's why they have their base in Athkatla, you know, so they can have their subscription to "Nylon Nights" delivered by the mailman (in plain brown wrapper, of course) just like everyone else in the city, and then they just mark up the price and export it back home. Ahhh, who said Economics was boring?

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SixOfSpades Dracolisk Join Date: September 16, 2001 Location: Bellingham, WA, USA Age: 48 Posts: 6,901	The Beholder, at least, appears in the manual. But where does it digest its food? Pet peeve of mine: Dragons with no muscles. I've seen more bad Dragons in my life than I'd care to count; some with wing bones that just erupt out of their shoulders, with no musculature at all. This one has a little bit, but still--compared to the slashing it can do with its legs, what kind of Wing Buffet can those twiggy little flaps create? And I'll bet Illithids wear those long skirts because they don't want anyone to know they all have a thing for women's underwear and pantyhose. That's why they have their base in Athkatla, you know, so they can have their subscription to "Nylon Nights" delivered by the mailman (in plain brown wrapper, of course) just like everyone else in the city, and then they just mark up the price and export it back home. Ahhh, who said Economics was boring? [ 12-01-2004, 07:09 PM: Message edited by: SixOfSpades ] __________________ Volothamp's Comeuppance Everything you ever needed to know about the entire Baldur's Gate series......except spoilers.