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Old 06-12-2002, 09:33 PM   #2
SixOfSpades
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Join Date: September 16, 2001
Location: Bellingham, WA, USA
Age: 48
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I've never seen any, but most of the stupid fantasy art out there comes pretty damn close. I think Boris Vallejo has yet to draw a female wearing more than four ounces of fabric. All chainmail in Women's sizes must have a deep slit to show off a tantalizing display of thigh, and with a daring peek-a-boo cut into the chest area, to reveal what no female warrior would be without: Stunning cleavage. Also, if you happen to be a Wizard, be aware that your spellcasting prowess increases exponentially with the amount of smooth, bronzed skin you leave uncovered. A great ass is a bonus, too.

I think I was a little sarcastic here.....
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