[SixOfSpades]

Ah, it's like a mini-GBPitBSoATQ. [img]smile.gif[/img]

"Truthfully, it was when his uncle, Plooty Paladin-Piper, got involved in a flesh golem eating contest..."
PC to Viconia

"You want the truth?! You can't HANDLE the truth!"
PC to Captain Samand

"Er... How can you smell with no nose?"
PC to Spectator

"We want to know why you're so fat."
PC to Centeol

"Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the Nine Hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!"
PC to Portalbendarwinden


And here's my quote....I'm sorry it's not truly accurate, but it's mostly there.
"We hear lot of talk about Underdark! Well, this be under and this be dark! And it our place! So get out, we rule!"