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I thought the idea was to post things and not say who said them, and have other people guess.
I'll try something different, though.
These are all options for the PC to say. And I'll leave them to you to say to whom. These span all three games in the series.
"Truthfully, it was when his uncle, Plooty Paladin-Piper, got involved in a flesh golem eating contest..."
"You want the truth?! You can't HANDLE the truth!"
"Er... How can you smell with no nose?"
"We want to know why you're so fat."
And the best ever...
"Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the Nine Hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!"
Edited for spelling.
[ 05-11-2004, 01:17 AM: Message edited by: Illumina Drathiran'ar ]
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