[Jerr Conner]

Chapter Two: Finder's Keepers Loser's Weepers

We headed to the Slums District where a guy named Gaelan Bayle (Spelling?) asked if my name was Jerr. I can't say no to a chubby guy...I admitted it then expected an attack. He didn't attack, and knows where Imoen is!!!

So we followed him. He says he can find her for 20,000 gold. Like I said, can't say no, so I agreed. What other options do I have?

Eliminster!? Where are you when we need you!?

We went to a local bar to get drunk, but some Noblegirl kept pestering us to save her Keep, and kept saying 'their kind'. Jaheira and I wondered if we should introduce her to Skie. I wonder who would win in a fight...Nalia or Skie?

So I told her we'd help her if she just shut up and let us get drunk!

On the way to the Keep, I attained Arbane's Sword +2 and encountered a group attacking a man. We carried him to the Docks District, and dropped him off with some guy named Rylock.

On the way back to the Keep, we met up with an old friend.

"You, there! Stop at once!"

"Xzar, it's me, Jerr! How was your honeymoon with Montaron?"

"We got kicked out, he kept getting drunk and slaughtering elves!"

He wants me to save Montaron. I said we'd do it later.

At the Keep, we met Daelson, Nalia's 'friend'. I suspect he's more than a friend, and he says he gets paid well for what he does...killing Squirells! Nalia has a squirell-phobia. I made a note to put a squirell in her bedsheets later...

After we did everything we were told to do, we went upstairs, and met Nalia's Aunt Delcia. Jaheira said something about how she should help the Greater Balance by dragging the Lady by the hair and throwing her in the mud. Nalia was impressed by our restraint, though she didn't see me plant some Black Lotus into her aunt's pocket as she walked away. She's in for a surprise when she arrives in Athkatla!

We charmed Glaicus, and he thanked us for saving him.

Then we went downstairs to the basement and planted the Dogstew to lure the Umber Hulks. Thank Brandorbaris for Hide in Shadows and Set Traps!

When we confronted TorGal, he was quite happy to inform us that Lord D'Arnise died during an escaping attempt. As he travelled through the Latrine Tunnels, a wave of fresh Troll Dung crashed down upon him. We killed TorGal, went upstairs, then Nalia offered us the Keep.

Who was I to refuse!? This is much better than my house in Gullykin!!

I met my Commander of my Guards, Major Domo-Arigoto Mister-Roboto. Delcia got mad, as usual, and Jaheira and I changed our minds...we want to see a Delcia VS Skie fight!!!