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Many evils have been named here, Things that should perhaps have not been given names. Some of them should not be spoken of at night. However, there is one creature more evil and terrifying than any.
The great Elminster trembles when approached by them: they are Toddlers!!!
Picture this: you're lying in bed recovering from a hard day in Durlag's Tower. Suddenly you hear little feet pattering, the door to your room bursts open, and in comes a 2 foot mound of flesh quivering with energy. The cute baby runs over to you and jumps up onto the bed screaming "(Please insert your own name) it's time to get up!!!" They start to prance around, almost always treading on you. Ah well, my little sister is almost out of toddlerhood
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