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SixOfSpades · 11-14-2003, 02:38 PM

Rather anticlimactic after Pirengle's Scene 3, but I just figured all the BG filks should be in the same thread.

DESUMA MALEVOIS:
I am a very model of a modern Aerie devotee,
I'm asinine, fanatical, and handsome as a mantee,
I've proclaimed Aerie's virtues all from here to Minneapolis,
So why do all my friends say that I'm acting like a ja-ack-aaass?

SIXOFSPADES:
It's true that what you say is quite correct, though somewhat slanderous;
The flaws of this winged Elf are both consistent and quite ponderous,
Yet all those who support her have some valid points of view to hold
In favor of this boring, ditzy, anorexic twelve-year-old.

Her Wisdom and Intelligence are quite high, for one so naive,
A skillful Mage and spellcaster, she causes enemies to grieve,
But if she claims to know the ways and means to cast all sorts of things,
Why does she simply not cast Wish, so that she could grow back her wiinnnggggs?

Her comments are monotonous and show no backbone, guts or brains,
Her talk of insecurity's a never-ending, dull refrain,
We go into a mine and then she quickly starts to whine and tell
Me "Being underground is simply not for the Avariel!"

11-14-2003, 02:38 PM	#23
SixOfSpades Dracolisk Join Date: September 16, 2001 Location: Bellingham, WA, USA Age: 48 Posts: 6,901	Rather anticlimactic after Pirengle's Scene 3, but I just figured all the BG filks should be in the same thread. DESUMA MALEVOIS: I am a very model of a modern Aerie devotee, I'm asinine, fanatical, and handsome as a mantee, I've proclaimed Aerie's virtues all from here to Minneapolis, So why do all my friends say that I'm acting like a ja-ack-aaass? SIXOFSPADES: It's true that what you say is quite correct, though somewhat slanderous; The flaws of this winged Elf are both consistent and quite ponderous, Yet all those who support her have some valid points of view to hold In favor of this boring, ditzy, anorexic twelve-year-old. Her Wisdom and Intelligence are quite high, for one so naive, A skillful Mage and spellcaster, she causes enemies to grieve, But if she claims to know the ways and means to cast all sorts of things, Why does she simply not cast Wish, so that she could grow back her wiinnnggggs? Her comments are monotonous and show no backbone, guts or brains, Her talk of insecurity's a never-ending, dull refrain, We go into a mine and then she quickly starts to whine and tell Me "Being underground is simply not for the Avariel!" __________________ Volothamp's Comeuppance Everything you ever needed to know about the entire Baldur's Gate series......except spoilers.