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Userunfriendly · 11-14-2003, 01:01 AM

My favorite are the naughty ones..

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Jan Jansen: Oh, woe is me, I hate my life! Bugger this pitiful life of mine, as a thief-illusionist! Sod it! I want to be a....a....Paladin!

Jan Jansen: Oh, I'm a Paladin, and I'm okay,
I snore all night and I smite all day.

Shadow Thieves: He's a Paladin, and he's okay,
He snores all night and he smites all day.

Jan Jansen: I smite stinky orcs, I eat my lunch,
I go to the Outhouse.
If I'm out in the wide wilderness,
I just use a furry mouse.

Shadow Thieves: He smites stinky orcs, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the Outhouse.
If he's out in the wide wilderness,
He just uses a furry mouse.

Jan Jansen: I smite stinky orcs, I skip and jump,
I like to polish my stuff.
I put on ladies's clothing,
And watch other knights scream and huff.

Shadow Thieves: He smites stinky orcs, he skips and jumps,
He likes to polish his stuff.
He puts on women's clothing
And watch other knights scream and huff???????

Jan Jansen: I smite stinky orcs, I wear high heels,
Panties and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Shadow Thieves: He smites stinky orcs, he wears high heels
Panties and a .... a Bra????

Aerie(crying): I thought you were so rugged!

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i've written a few serious ones, a sad one...;(

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He's a real Nature's Man,
Sitting in his jailcell and,
Making all his balanced plans
for Druid's Grove.

Believes in a balanced point of view,
Knows not what Logain's going to do,
He's not a bit like you and me!
Nature's Man, please listen,
You left your wife, without even a kissing,
Nature's Man, the world doesn't revolve at your command.

He's as blind as he can be,
Doesn't see his real responsibility,
Nature's Man can't you see your family at all?
A balanced point of view,
No time for a family where he's going to,
He's not a bit like you and me!
Nowhere Man, you're sorry,
Take your time, don't hurry,
Leave it all till somebody else
fixes your mess.

He's a real Nature's Man,
Sitting in his jailcell and,
Making all his balanced plans
for Druid's Grove.

11-14-2003, 01:01 AM	#20
Userunfriendly Elminster Join Date: October 11, 2003 Location: Sluggy Zone Age: 59 Posts: 487	My favorite are the naughty ones.. ----------------------------------------------- Jan Jansen: Oh, woe is me, I hate my life! Bugger this pitiful life of mine, as a thief-illusionist! Sod it! I want to be a....a....Paladin! Jan Jansen: Oh, I'm a Paladin, and I'm okay, I snore all night and I smite all day. Shadow Thieves: He's a Paladin, and he's okay, He snores all night and he smites all day. Jan Jansen: I smite stinky orcs, I eat my lunch, I go to the Outhouse. If I'm out in the wide wilderness, I just use a furry mouse. Shadow Thieves: He smites stinky orcs, he eats his lunch, He goes to the Outhouse. If he's out in the wide wilderness, He just uses a furry mouse. Jan Jansen: I smite stinky orcs, I skip and jump, I like to polish my stuff. I put on ladies's clothing, And watch other knights scream and huff. Shadow Thieves: He smites stinky orcs, he skips and jumps, He likes to polish his stuff. He puts on women's clothing And watch other knights scream and huff??????? Jan Jansen: I smite stinky orcs, I wear high heels, Panties and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papa. Shadow Thieves: He smites stinky orcs, he wears high heels Panties and a .... a Bra???? Aerie(crying): I thought you were so rugged! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- i've written a few serious ones, a sad one...;( -------------------------------------------------------------------------- He's a real Nature's Man, Sitting in his jailcell and, Making all his balanced plans for Druid's Grove. Believes in a balanced point of view, Knows not what Logain's going to do, He's not a bit like you and me! Nature's Man, please listen, You left your wife, without even a kissing, Nature's Man, the world doesn't revolve at your command. He's as blind as he can be, Doesn't see his real responsibility, Nature's Man can't you see your family at all? A balanced point of view, No time for a family where he's going to, He's not a bit like you and me! Nowhere Man, you're sorry, Take your time, don't hurry, Leave it all till somebody else fixes your mess. He's a real Nature's Man, Sitting in his jailcell and, Making all his balanced plans for Druid's Grove. __________________ Jansens aren\'t as harmless like everybody supposes! <br />They got them stumpy legs and puffy potato noses! <br />And what\'s with all the turnips? <br />Why do they eat so much root vegetables, anyway? <br />Jansens, Jansens,<br />It must be Jansens!!!<br />(or griffins!)