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Originally posted by SixOfSpades:
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Originally posted by Userunfriendly:
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from old Candlekeep,
with Gorion (and his aching hip).
The rogue was a mighty cutie pie,
The Charname brave and sure,
Six Adventurers set forth that day,
For a four game tour, a four game tour.
The Iron Throne started getting tough,
Poor Gorion got tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless group,
The Franchise would be lost, the Franchise would be lost.
The party came to Beregost, with hardly a gold to their name,
With IMOEN, Charname too,
Henpecked Khalid and his wife,
Viconia deVir, Uncle Quayle and Minsc (and Boo!)
are here on Baldur's-Gate-by-Black-Isle!!!
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:gives Userunfriendly a mighty smack upside da head that sends him flying straight into the vat of cheese dip:
OH! That was terrible! Do It Again! 
(Did you write that? Did you! Did you? :slaps Userunfriendly with a trout [img]graemlins/troutslap.gif[/img] ) [/QUOTE]OWWWW!!! those fish hurt!!! I live in seattle, so i've seen the fish flingers at the pike place market, and those fish are very very big and heavy!!!
yep, it was me...I am actually guilty of writing many many fanfiction songs...here's one of my favorite...
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Vegetarian Rhapsody
Words and music by Freddie Mercury, adapted by Userunfriendly
Is this the real life-
Is this just an RPG-
Caught in Athkatla-
My escape from reality-
Turn on your monitor
Look at your screen and see-
A gnome just getting by,he needs no sympathy-
Because turnips come,turnips go,
Profits high,profits low,
If I sell these turnips,doesn't really matter to me,
To me
Mama,I won't bribe the man,
Trax is out of his head,
No selling Bruiser Mates, (he said)
Mama, career had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didn't mean to make you cry-
If I'm jailed again this time tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on, nothing really matters-
Too late, my time has come,
Trax caught me just this time-
He is such a sticky slime,
Goodbye everybody-I've got to go-
Uncles, Cousins, nephews, and nieces all
Mama ooo- (I think this really blows)
I don't want to go,
Maybe I should have bribed old Trax after all-
I see a little silhouetto of a gnome,
CrunchyTurnips, CrunchyTurnips, juices running down his chin-
Jailcell and lockup-very very frightening me-
ChildofBhaal,ChildofBhaal,
ChildofBhaal,ChildofBhaal,
ChildofBhaal, help me so-Magnifico!!!
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
He's just a poor boy from a gnomish family-
Spare him his life from this travesty-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
DamnyouJan! No-,we will not let you go-let him go-
DamnyouJan! We will not let you go-let him go
DamnyouJan! We will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
StinkyTrax has a jailcell put aside for me, for me, for me-
So you think you can jail me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can jail me and leave me to die-
Oh Traxy-Can't do this to me Traxy-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,
I think this really blows....
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=131487
for your sing along pleasure...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=131487
this one sings really well!!!
[ 11-13-2003, 10:36 PM: Message edited by: Userunfriendly ]