I'll bite, why not
Str 15 - I used to work out, but stopped. Part of my job is very physically demanding, so I have retained much of my strength.
Dex 9 - After stopping my workouts, I grew a sizable beer belly
Con 16 - A horse doesn't have anything on me. I used to work 20 labor shifts with no probem. I haven't been sick on over 3 years. Pain is for the weak
Wis 6- I would lose my own head if it wasn't attached securly, and this is no lie.
Int 10- Nothing to write home about. Hih school dropout, but I have learned allot through self study. I tend to read allot as well.
Cha 12 - Slightly above average looks, plus the other part of my job is retail. I am good at 'upselling' and convincing people of the virutes of my prodcuts vs the products of other companys. Ect ect. ect.
All my physical stats could be raised 1-3 points with a good workouy regeime, I've been living a bit too well lately
I'm good fighter material, which is my favored class in most RPGs
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