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Arvon · 03-03-2011, 12:11 PM

A woman gets home, schreeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"

The husband says, "Ohmigod! No shit?! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

The wife yells back, "I couldn't care less... just get the hell out!"

03-03-2011, 12:11 PM	#5
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Re: Joke World 03-01-11 A woman gets home, schreeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!" The husband says, "Ohmigod! No shit?! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" The wife yells back, "I couldn't care less... just get the hell out!" __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up