[Timber Loftis]

Husband says to wife, "My Olympic condoms have arrived
... I think I'll wear Gold tonight."

Wife says, "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change."
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The Australian Government and the NSW Forestry Service were presenting an
alternative to NSW sheep farmers for controlling the dingo population.

It seems that after years of the sheep farmers using the 'tried and true'
methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the Labor Government, the NSW Forestry Service and the
Greens tree-huggers had a more humane solution.

What they actually proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the
males would then be *castrated* and let loose again. Therefore the
population would be controlled.

This was ACTUALLY proposed to the NSW Sheep farmers Association and Farming
Association by the Federal Government and the NSW Forestry Service.

All of the sheep farmers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of
minutes.
Finally, one of the old boys in the back of the conference room stood up,
tipped his hat back and said, "MR Garrett, son, I don't think you understand
our problem".

"These dingoes aint f#cking our sheep - they're eating them."