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Originally Posted by machinehead
You two sound like a couple that have been married for far too long.
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Just remember, I wear the trousers, and she wears the skirt! White at that, because it matches the appliances.
The reason I do in fact put my pants on faster than you is; she holds them open, and below me, thereby allowing me to step both feet into my trousers while she pulls them up, all in one fell swoop.
