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1. Spot enemy
2. Reach in pack and take out bottle of Dwarven Ale
3. Take 1 swig
4. Swish and spit on hands
5. Take 10 more swigs and swallow
6. Cap bottle of Dwarven Ale and put back in pack
7. Remove axe from belt
8. Charge into the fray, forgetting battle strategies
9. Rage until legs give out, regardless of what party mates are doing
10. Count the kills and brag
11. Lick blood of axe
12. Put axe back in belt
13. Refer to the elf with the bow as a fancy lad fighter, too afraid of close melee battle
14. Remove Dwarven Ale from pack
15. Take 13 swigs and swallow.
16. Get angry as elven ranger begs for him to take a bath
17. Throws bottle of Dwarven Ale at the elf
18. Force elf to buy him new bottle of Dwarven Ale, cause dwarf is too cheap to buy it himself
19. Repeat until elf is broke
there is more, but I dont feel like getting on Guzz's bad side just yet...
[ 02-22-2002: Message edited by: Vohl ]
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