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Old 05-26-2010, 06:48 AM   #34
Arvon
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Default Re: Joke World 05-01-10

With Sam dying, his wife Carol was maintaining a candlelight
vigil by his side.

She held his fragile hand praying and crying, this roused him
from his slumber.

He looked up and his pale lips said..."my darling Carol."

"Hush, my love"...she said... "rest, don't talk."

In his tired voice..."I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess"...replied the weeping Carol...
"everything is all right, just go to sleep."

"No"...he struggles..."I must die in peace, I have something to
tell you Carol...I cheated on you!"

"I know"...Carol whispered as she softly stroked his forehead...
"just let the poison do it's job."
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