Well, a part of me feared this was actually serious so I was like "Wtf? For someone so tame on the forums, Hivetyrant has one crazy-assed life!".
But naw, I didn't make the connection but knew something wasn't quite right. I guess until I responded people were on the fence too. I will say it would have been funnier had it indeed been true... I was also considering requesting a pic of his sister so I could judge whether or not she was worth all this trouble. J/k Hive