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Gangrell · 08-11-2003, 04:11 AM

Of course there would be Lolth with some Spiders oLe' Chocolate, and Malar with the turkey, rack of lamb and all the trimmings

Ahh yes, I can see Bane listening to Jan's never-ending Turnip stories.

Jan- "But what Uncle Scratchy didn't know was that those particular Turnips were filled with a highly poisonous turnip juice. He didn't wake for up weeks, but when he did he went back to eating again."

*Bane rolls the dice*

Bane- "Come on, get a good roll! No! How dare you not roll on a 20?!"

*Bane save vs. spell (or fall asleep). Makes the dice roll to a 20*

Jan- "Playing with loaded dice eh? This reminds me of that time when Uncle Scratchy..."

Bane- "Noooo!"

And then, after such lengthy conversations, Bane's empire came crashing down from one gnome with a side platter of Turnips

[ 08-11-2003, 04:17 AM: Message edited by: Gangrell ]

08-11-2003, 04:11 AM	#7
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 38 Posts: 4,835	Of course there would be Lolth with some Spiders oLe' Chocolate, and Malar with the turkey, rack of lamb and all the trimmings Ahh yes, I can see Bane listening to Jan's never-ending Turnip stories. Jan- "But what Uncle Scratchy didn't know was that those particular Turnips were filled with a highly poisonous turnip juice. He didn't wake for up weeks, but when he did he went back to eating again." Bane rolls the dice Bane- "Come on, get a good roll! No! How dare you not roll on a 20?!" Bane save vs. spell (or fall asleep). Makes the dice roll to a 20 Jan- "Playing with loaded dice eh? This reminds me of that time when Uncle Scratchy..." Bane- "Noooo!" And then, after such lengthy conversations, Bane's empire came crashing down from one gnome with a side platter of Turnips [ 08-11-2003, 04:17 AM: Message edited by: Gangrell ]