Ahhh I see why the bomb failed now he should have gone to one of the vast rightwing milita hate-mongering name calling teaparty training camps
here's our schedule:
6:00 am wake up
6:30 am Breakfast
7:00 am PT (physcial training)
8:00 am Target practice (How to put two shots center mass)
10:00 am Racial Slur Voice lessons (How to throw racial slurs out that can only be picked up by minority Congressmen, and not by the Capital police standing next to them, or any of the many news camera and mircophones waiting to catch the slurs)
11:30 am Lunch
12:30 pm Target practice ( how to put two shots center mass)
1:30 pm Illusionary Rallies (How mask inciting violence and hatered at the rallies by cleaning up our own trash to fool the police and cleanup crews into saying we were very well mannered, and we didn't have any arrests for violence)
3:00 Target practice (Just incase we forgot how to put two shots center mass)
4:00 Media Bomb making (How make the mainstream media personalities nearly drool at any bomb scare that it might be from one of us, and lament when it turns out that it isn't)
5:30 pm Dinner
6:30 pm Free time (Shooting range is open for Target practice if desired)
7:30 pm Manafesto writing ( How to write a manafesto Blaming Former President GWB, both wars, not enough Government safety nets, before flying your plane into an IRS building)
9:00 pm Free time (Inbreeding, gun clinging, and praying, beer drinking, country music are incouraged)
Lights out when ever because we are adults and can deside for ourselves when we need to go to sleep