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Valentines Quotes


1."The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead." ~Ann Landers
2."I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste." ~David Bissonnette
3."It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week." ~Laurence J. Peter
4."Women are cursed, and men are the proof." ~Rosanne Barr
5."Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house." ~Groucho Marx