Heya LK, how's the PNW weather?
Long time no read, hope things are going well for you.
RTB and his sidekick SW, are in competition to attempt to "win" a thread, thereby posting meaningless nothings into what could otherwise be adult conversation topics. Pay it and them no mind, and things will be fine.
However, if you want to visualize Alien Side Boobs:
http://media.kauz.com/images/nancypelosi.jpg
Ensure you have a clear mouth, and keep all liquids away from PC.