[Arvon]

Research had been going on for many years as to the invention of the
toothbrush. Researchers knew the purpose of the device, but wanted to know
and acknowledge the originating location.

After a very long and exasperating study the researchers came to their
conclusion as to the origin of the toothbrush. It was decided that the brush
was invented in West Virginia.

Intrigued with the discovery, the researchers were asked by the media how
they came to the conclusion. They all agree it was simple deduction, "If it
was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush."