[VulcanRider]

Ethel and George were having lunch together in the tavern.
George leans over to Ethel and says, " Do you remember the very first time we had sex 60 years ago?"
Ethel replies, "Yea dear I do, it was behind this very tavern, I lent on the fence, it was wonderful"
With a gleam in his eye, George asks," do you want to do it again for old time sake?"
Ethel smiles and replies," That would be wonderful"
the two of them get up and with the aid of walking sticks, shuffle out of the tavern.
A Police officer who was sitting in the next booth and couldn't help hearing the conversation thought to himself that it would be funny and that he better check on them just to make sure they were ok. He followed them out and around the back of the tavern.
Reaching the fence, Ethel lifts up her dress and George drops his pants. As they couple, Ethel leans in against the fence. The police officer watches in awe as the most furious sex erupts. for 15 minutes the elderly couple are screaming and moaning and thrashing around until finally they fall to the ground gasping for air and moaning. The cop is dumbfounded and resolves to find out what their secret is.
When they finally recover, Ethel and George pick themselves up and painfully make there way bact towards the Tavern. As they pass the Police officer, he says, "You two are amazing, can I please ask how you kept so much passion after 60 years of marriage?
George turns to him and says, "60 years ago, that wasn't an electric fence"