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VulcanRider · 11-23-2009, 05:43 AM

I beat a Harley!!!
Hi i was cruising along on my bike when a big hog roared past. I watched him go and thought to myself," we are approaching the twisties and i reckon i can take him", so I upped the pace to get a little closer. I saw him brake hard as he hit the first corner and i gained a heap of ground! Then he was gone. it took me about 4 corners before I caught sight of him rounding the corner in front of me. a couple of corners later I was on the same bend as him. it took me two more corners and i was up behind him. As we maneuvered around the next bends, I gained even more until I was beside him. The next corner I nosed in front much to his disgust! It only took two more corners and I was fully in front and no matter what he did, I just kept pulling away. Through the last few corners I pushed as hard as i could and by the final corner I couldn't even see him in the mirror. I hit the straight and waited. After what seemed a long long time, I heard the classic Vrrroooom of the big motor and he roared past, but for that brief moment, those few corners I beat a Harley!!!

I can't take all the credit though, Schwinn makes a great bike and I don't think I have ever peddled that hard!

11-23-2009, 05:43 AM	#34
VulcanRider Lord Soth Join Date: July 25, 2002 Location: Melbourne FL Age: 61 Posts: 1,971	Re: Joke World 11-01-09 I beat a Harley!!! Hi i was cruising along on my bike when a big hog roared past. I watched him go and thought to myself," we are approaching the twisties and i reckon i can take him", so I upped the pace to get a little closer. I saw him brake hard as he hit the first corner and i gained a heap of ground! Then he was gone. it took me about 4 corners before I caught sight of him rounding the corner in front of me. a couple of corners later I was on the same bend as him. it took me two more corners and i was up behind him. As we maneuvered around the next bends, I gained even more until I was beside him. The next corner I nosed in front much to his disgust! It only took two more corners and I was fully in front and no matter what he did, I just kept pulling away. Through the last few corners I pushed as hard as i could and by the final corner I couldn't even see him in the mirror. I hit the straight and waited. After what seemed a long long time, I heard the classic Vrrroooom of the big motor and he roared past, but for that brief moment, those few corners I beat a Harley!!! I can't take all the credit though, Schwinn makes a great bike and I don't think I have ever peddled that hard! __________________ ----- Help feed animals in shelters with just a mouse click at The Animal Rescue Site !!