Re: Joke World 11-01-09
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup gets
to her, and as the waiter is serving the main dishes she lets loose a
bombastic fart. Trying to save face, she says to the waiter, "Sir! Please
stop that immediately."
"Certainly, madame," replies the waiter with a bow. "Which way was it
headed?"
__________________
53.7% of all statistics are made up
|