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VulcanRider · 11-04-2009, 05:33 PM

An elderly lady had been seeing the same doctor for years and years. Finally he retired, and a new, young doctor took over his practice. The first time she visited him she asked for a refill on her prescription, telling him how much better they help her sleep.

The doctor looked at the bottle and said "Ma'am, these are birth control pills. At your age I doubt you need them, and I promise you there's nothing in them to help you sleep,"

The lady replied, "son, you might be a doctor but you don't know everything. I have a 16 year old granddaughter. Every night, I grind one up and stir it into her tea. Thanks to them pills I sleep just fine!"

11-04-2009, 05:33 PM	#7
VulcanRider Lord Soth Join Date: July 25, 2002 Location: Melbourne FL Age: 61 Posts: 1,971	Re: Joke World 11-01-09 An elderly lady had been seeing the same doctor for years and years. Finally he retired, and a new, young doctor took over his practice. The first time she visited him she asked for a refill on her prescription, telling him how much better they help her sleep. The doctor looked at the bottle and said "Ma'am, these are birth control pills. At your age I doubt you need them, and I promise you there's nothing in them to help you sleep," The lady replied, "son, you might be a doctor but you don't know everything. I have a 16 year old granddaughter. Every night, I grind one up and stir it into her tea. Thanks to them pills I sleep just fine!" __________________ ----- Help feed animals in shelters with just a mouse click at The Animal Rescue Site !!