Re: Joke World 10-01-09
Little Johnnys:
While driving in the car with her son Johnny, a woman had an "oldies" radio station on. It played a tune that she remembered from the 1960s.
"You know," she said, "this song first came on the radio when I was about your age. I remember listening to it while laying in bed with a broken leg."
"Gee, Mom," said Johnny, "and you couldn't even get up to turn it off."
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A teacher sees Johnny entering the classroom, with very dirty hands. She stopped him and said "John, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into class with hands like that?"
Johnny smiled & said "I think I'd be too polite to mention it."
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Little Johnny wanted to caddy for his uncle's golf game. "You have to count my strokes," his uncle told him. "How much is six plus five plus four?"
"Seven", said Johnny.
"Ok, let's go." said his uncle...
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