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VulcanRider · 10-18-2009, 09:05 PM

A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow . . . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel? When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies .....
"Go ahead."
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
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Who invented the tooth brush?
A Redneck!! (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed:
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'

10-18-2009, 09:05 PM	#25
VulcanRider Lord Soth Join Date: July 25, 2002 Location: Melbourne FL Age: 61 Posts: 1,971	Re: Joke World 10-01-09 A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow . . . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel? When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ..... "Go ahead." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. --------------------------------------- Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder: 1) The DNA is all the same 2) There are no dental records ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who invented the tooth brush? A Redneck!! (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush) ------------------------------------- Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years. ---------------------------------------- A new Redneck law was just recently passed: When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins. ---------------------------------------- Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down? 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.' ---------------------------------------------- A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . . and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' __________________ ----- Help feed animals in shelters with just a mouse click at The Animal Rescue Site !!