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Old 08-25-2009, 05:49 PM   #28
VulcanRider
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Join Date: July 25, 2002
Location: Melbourne FL
Age: 61
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Default Re: Joke World 08-01-09

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Originally Posted by Arvon View Post
Bad Days
1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80, 000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and
applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, they were both eaten by a killer whale.
Supposedly a group of animal rights activists were protesting a very large, very old lobster being kept in a restaurant tank, so they bought him and took him out to sea. In a tearful ceremony they dropped him over the side to his freedom. Only after reviewing the recordings did someone notice they sent him to his death since no one bothered to remove the rubber bands from his claws...
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