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Xanthul · 08-25-2009, 02:34 PM

Got these in the mail... oldie but some are nice (and PG).

LOVE: Word with 2 vowels, 2 consonants and 2 idiots.
ARCHITECT: Someone not manly enough to be an engineer but not queer enough to be a decorator.
BOY SCOUT: A boy dressed as a dork commanded by a dork dressed a boy.
UROLOGIST: Specialist that looks at your penis with contempt, touches it with disgust, then charges you as if he had sucked it.
PRIEST: Someone everyone calls "father" except their sons who call him "uncle".
EASY: A woman with a man's sex morals.
HERO: The only one that could not flee in time.
DANCING: Vertical frustration derived from horizontal need.

08-25-2009, 02:34 PM	#27
Xanthul Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Outside my place Age: 43 Posts: 1,283	Re: Joke World 08-01-09 Got these in the mail... oldie but some are nice (and PG). LOVE: Word with 2 vowels, 2 consonants and 2 idiots. ARCHITECT: Someone not manly enough to be an engineer but not queer enough to be a decorator. BOY SCOUT: A boy dressed as a dork commanded by a dork dressed a boy. UROLOGIST: Specialist that looks at your penis with contempt, touches it with disgust, then charges you as if he had sucked it. PRIEST: Someone everyone calls "father" except their sons who call him "uncle". EASY: A woman with a man's sex morals. HERO: The only one that could not flee in time. DANCING: Vertical frustration derived from horizontal need. __________________ Previously known as Ertai_OHF