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VulcanRider · 08-03-2009, 06:18 PM

Regulations For Hunting Politicians (Bill to Regulate the Hunting and Harvesting of Politicians PC 370.00)

370.01 Any person with a valid instate rodent or snake hunting license may also hunt and harvest politicians for recreational and sport (noncommercial) purposes.

370.02 Taking of politicians with traps or dead-falls is permitted. The use of United States currency as bait, however, is prohibited.

370.03 The willful killing of politicians with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If a politician is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead politician should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should proceed directly to the nearest car wash.

370.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest politicians from a power boat, helicopter or aircraft.

370.05 It is unlawful to shout "SEX!", "DRUGS!" or "FREE SCOTCH!" for the purposes of trapping politicians.

370.06 It is unlawful to hunt at Mercedes or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoon.

370.07 It is unlawful to hunt politicians within 200 yards of courtrooms, health clubs, country clubs, or brothels.

370.08 If a politician gains elective office through unlawful means, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap or possess the same.

370.09 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, church member, donor, prostitute, drug dealer (or doctor while administering unlawful prescriptions), or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting politicians.

370.10 Bag and Possession Limits per day:
NO LIMIT except honest politicians are protected per the Endangered Species Act.

ARS 8007.21 It is illegal to take politicians with a moving vehicle unless there are no measurable skid marks at the kill site.

08-03-2009, 06:18 PM	#5
VulcanRider Lord Soth Join Date: July 25, 2002 Location: Melbourne FL Age: 61 Posts: 1,971	Re: Joke World 08-01-09 Regulations For Hunting Politicians (Bill to Regulate the Hunting and Harvesting of Politicians PC 370.00) 370.01 Any person with a valid instate rodent or snake hunting license may also hunt and harvest politicians for recreational and sport (noncommercial) purposes. 370.02 Taking of politicians with traps or dead-falls is permitted. The use of United States currency as bait, however, is prohibited. 370.03 The willful killing of politicians with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If a politician is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead politician should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should proceed directly to the nearest car wash. 370.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest politicians from a power boat, helicopter or aircraft. 370.05 It is unlawful to shout "SEX!", "DRUGS!" or "FREE SCOTCH!" for the purposes of trapping politicians. 370.06 It is unlawful to hunt at Mercedes or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoon. 370.07 It is unlawful to hunt politicians within 200 yards of courtrooms, health clubs, country clubs, or brothels. 370.08 If a politician gains elective office through unlawful means, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap or possess the same. 370.09 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, church member, donor, prostitute, drug dealer (or doctor while administering unlawful prescriptions), or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting politicians. 370.10 Bag and Possession Limits per day: NO LIMIT except honest politicians are protected per the Endangered Species Act. ARS 8007.21 It is illegal to take politicians with a moving vehicle unless there are no measurable skid marks at the kill site. __________________ ----- Help feed animals in shelters with just a mouse click at The Animal Rescue Site !!