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Old 03-16-2009, 07:04 AM   #33
Arvon
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Default Re: Joke World 3-1-09

A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife quickly called the doctor and said, "Doctor, please come quickly. My husband just swallowed a mouse and he's gagging and thrashing about.""I'll be right over," the doctor said. "In the meantime, keep waving a piece of cheese over his mouth to try to attract the mouse up and out of there."When the doctor arrived, he saw the wife waving a piece of smoked herring over her husband's mouth."Uhh, I told you to use cheese, not herring, to lure the mouse.""I know, doc," she replied, "but first I've got to get the darn cat out of him!"
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