Well, I *did* give you the opportunity to retain your dignity...but the time for that has long since passed. My god man, I am beginning to suspect a neurosis at this point. I don't even need to respond, you make whole threads by yourself. I admit, I do enjoy screwing with you though, I have noticed a sure pattern of predictability. That, and the fact that you always seem to mention either guns, shooting or the military, hehe. I could almost start a pool! *Ponders*
Take even this thread, I knew you couldn't resist returning, it's like clockwork. Hey, this means my thread was a success doesn't it? All these responses
But good post

Made me laugh, although not as much as your previous ones (you slackin'). Keep it up though! And watch out, I may respond to one of your many lonely threads here when I feel like I need a lift and a laugh. It could be any one of them and it could happen at any time, depending on where I feel like handing out the pwning, so watch out!