[Bungleau]

The company decided to expand its hiring practices, so the company hired several cannibals. Each attended the company orientation. They attended all the classes and were given all the employee benefits. However, they were told in no uncertain terms that they were not allowed to eat any of their fellow employees. Each cannibal agreed.

Weeks later, the human resource director noticed one of the administrative assistants had disappeared. She approached the cannibals but they all denied any knowledge of the disappearance.

When the director left, the cannibal leader asked, “Which one of you did this?” A hand went up. The leader screamed, “You idiot! For weeks we’ve been eating the salespeople and not one person noticed! But you ruined it all by eating someone important!!!”