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VulcanRider · 01-31-2009, 09:07 PM

My redeye flight from New York had almost reached Orlando, and Captain Sparks came back on the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen", he said, "we'll be landing in just a few minutes. Thank you for flying with us tonight." Then, apparently unaware that he'd left the microphone on, we heard him tell the copilot, "Boy I'll be glad when this run is over. I could sure use a cup of coffee and a BJ". The flight attendant near me looked up in surprise, then turned and hurried toward the cockpit.

As she ran up the isle I called out "Don't forget the coffee!!"

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The reason I'd gone to NY was to run the New York City Marathon. Almost immediately, I found myself as the very last runner. It was embarrassing. The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He asked me "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?"

"Do you really want to know?" I asked. Then I dropped out of the race...

01-31-2009, 09:07 PM	#55
VulcanRider Lord Soth Join Date: July 25, 2002 Location: Melbourne FL Age: 61 Posts: 1,971	Re: Joke World 01-01-09 My redeye flight from New York had almost reached Orlando, and Captain Sparks came back on the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen", he said, "we'll be landing in just a few minutes. Thank you for flying with us tonight." Then, apparently unaware that he'd left the microphone on, we heard him tell the copilot, "Boy I'll be glad when this run is over. I could sure use a cup of coffee and a BJ". The flight attendant near me looked up in surprise, then turned and hurried toward the cockpit. As she ran up the isle I called out "Don't forget the coffee!!" ------------------------------------------------------------ The reason I'd gone to NY was to run the New York City Marathon. Almost immediately, I found myself as the very last runner. It was embarrassing. The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He asked me "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?" "Do you really want to know?" I asked. Then I dropped out of the race... __________________ ----- Help feed animals in shelters with just a mouse click at The Animal Rescue Site !!