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Arvon · 01-31-2009, 07:10 AM

A plane takes off from New York's Kennedy Airport. After it reaches a cruising altitude, Captain Sparks makes an announcement over the intercom.

'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to flight 293,' he says. 'The weather ahead looks clear, so sit back, relax and - OH MY GOD!'

The intercom falls silent.

A minute later, Capt. Sparks comes back on the intercom. 'I'm so sorry for scaring you all earlier,' he says.

'But while I was talking, an attendant spilled a boiling cup of coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'

'That's nothing,' a passenger in coach shouted. 'You should see the back of mine!'

01-31-2009, 07:10 AM	#54
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Re: Joke World 01-01-09 A plane takes off from New York's Kennedy Airport. After it reaches a cruising altitude, Captain Sparks makes an announcement over the intercom. 'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to flight 293,' he says. 'The weather ahead looks clear, so sit back, relax and - OH MY GOD!' The intercom falls silent. A minute later, Capt. Sparks comes back on the intercom. 'I'm so sorry for scaring you all earlier,' he says. 'But while I was talking, an attendant spilled a boiling cup of coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!' 'That's nothing,' a passenger in coach shouted. 'You should see the back of mine!' __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up