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VulcanRider · 01-26-2009, 07:39 PM

Now that's an ad I'd LIKE to see on tv... is there a sequel with the IBM-bot calling in mama mainframe?

Oh, while I'm here...

Dentist: "Try to relax. I'll pull your tooth in five minutes."
Patient: "How much will this cost me?"
Dentist: "About $200.00"
Patient: "That much for just five minutes work?"
Dentist: "If you want, I can pull it out really slowly..."

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A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained. "This is three times what you normally charge."
"I know", said the dentist, "but you yelled so much you scared away two other patients."

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in one ear, and a banana in the other. "What's wrong with me Doc?", he asked.
"You're not eating right", said the doctor...

01-26-2009, 07:39 PM	#48
VulcanRider Lord Soth Join Date: July 25, 2002 Location: Melbourne FL Age: 61 Posts: 1,971	Re: Joke World 01-01-09 Now that's an ad I'd LIKE to see on tv... is there a sequel with the IBM-bot calling in mama mainframe? Oh, while I'm here... Dentist: "Try to relax. I'll pull your tooth in five minutes." Patient: "How much will this cost me?" Dentist: "About $200.00" Patient: "That much for just five minutes work?" Dentist: "If you want, I can pull it out really slowly..." ------------------- A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained. "This is three times what you normally charge." "I know", said the dentist, "but you yelled so much you scared away two other patients." ------------------------- A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in one ear, and a banana in the other. "What's wrong with me Doc?", he asked. "You're not eating right", said the doctor... __________________ ----- Help feed animals in shelters with just a mouse click at The Animal Rescue Site !!