01-26-2009, 01:00 PM
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Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess 
Join Date: September 5, 2001
Location: Calgary, AB
Age: 50
Posts: 3,491
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Re: FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
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Originally Posted by Variol (Farseer) Elmwood
The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists." The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned."
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Ha!Ha!Ha! This totally cracked me up. It would not surprise me if it were true with all the crazy lawsuits over spilt coffee and a judge with a sense of humour. But funny even if it really is a joke.
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