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Lanesra · 01-21-2009, 11:56 AM

Someone leaked the content of the letter that Bush left in the Oval office for Obama!

Dear Barry,

First and foremosting, I would like to congratulatise you on getting the job. It will be great to have someone come in and bring a finished completion to all the work I did. I warn you, though, Baz, being President isn’t all laughs. There are a lot of boring speeches to sit through.

But I think you will make a great commander-in-chife. You’ve got what I’ve got – charismaticism. And that goes a long way. I also dig the way you got all those famous people on your side – they didn’t take much to me. I like that Jon Bono Jovi who sang a few days before your augmentation – he’s a good guy.

My daddy once told me: “Eat your vegetables, George Jnr”. And he was right. Well now its my turn to give out some advisementory words. Don’t let people misunderestimate you the way they misunderestimated me. I hope you don’t misunderstandimate what I’m getting at there Baz – I used a lot of long words in that sentence.

Being the President is a bit like grabbing the bull by the horns – you gotta go up to that bull and grab its horns. In a metaphosphorical sense of course. If you grab a real bull by the horns you won’t be president for too long. You should maybe write that one down.

I’ve left you some pretzels on my desk and, before I forget, I’ve also left you a crisis in the Middle East and a bad economy – in London, England, they’re calling that a “credit crunch”. Ain’t that cute? Sounds like a breakfast cereal to me, Baz. Next time you’re in No 1, Downing Street, tell Gordon Ramsay I said “hi”.

So I guess that’s all I got for ya. I know you’ll be a super leader. They made a movie about me after my 8 years were up, so if they do the same with you, I guess you’ll know you’ve done a good job.

Good luck. Baz.

Yours facefully,

Dubya (spelt with a ‘W’)

PS: Sorry about the lawn….my dog Barney’s little weapons of mass destruction (joke!)

01-21-2009, 11:56 AM	#20
Lanesra Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Twititania, Europe Age: 65 Posts: 1,221	Re: GWB farewll speech. Someone leaked the content of the letter that Bush left in the Oval office for Obama! Dear Barry, First and foremosting, I would like to congratulatise you on getting the job. It will be great to have someone come in and bring a finished completion to all the work I did. I warn you, though, Baz, being President isn’t all laughs. There are a lot of boring speeches to sit through. But I think you will make a great commander-in-chife. You’ve got what I’ve got – charismaticism. And that goes a long way. I also dig the way you got all those famous people on your side – they didn’t take much to me. I like that Jon Bono Jovi who sang a few days before your augmentation – he’s a good guy. My daddy once told me: “Eat your vegetables, George Jnr”. And he was right. Well now its my turn to give out some advisementory words. Don’t let people misunderestimate you the way they misunderestimated me. I hope you don’t misunderstandimate what I’m getting at there Baz – I used a lot of long words in that sentence. Being the President is a bit like grabbing the bull by the horns – you gotta go up to that bull and grab its horns. In a metaphosphorical sense of course. If you grab a real bull by the horns you won’t be president for too long. You should maybe write that one down. I’ve left you some pretzels on my desk and, before I forget, I’ve also left you a crisis in the Middle East and a bad economy – in London, England, they’re calling that a “credit crunch”. Ain’t that cute? Sounds like a breakfast cereal to me, Baz. Next time you’re in No 1, Downing Street, tell Gordon Ramsay I said “hi”. So I guess that’s all I got for ya. I know you’ll be a super leader. They made a movie about me after my 8 years were up, so if they do the same with you, I guess you’ll know you’ve done a good job. Good luck. Baz. Yours facefully, Dubya (spelt with a ‘W’) PS: Sorry about the lawn….my dog Barney’s little weapons of mass destruction (joke!)