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Old 12-04-2008, 08:57 AM   #10
Mozenwrathe
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Join Date: January 31, 2005
Location: Mississauga (Toronto), Ontario, CANADA
Age: 49
Posts: 1,214
Question Mark Re: Sea Cave Revitalized...

Okay, now that we have this really attractive damsel literally requesting for us to throw ourselves into the maws of giant lizards in the hopes we will bite the beasts harder than we chomp into them, I do have a few questions:

1) What shall happen to all their scaly (and named) brethren? I do remember creating numerous threads (much to the amusement and scholarly advantage of others) about the winged magical gila monsters of doom previously. Shall they also be receiving upgrades in the treasures they leave behind? Will more than one be taking the "saurosteroids" that Raga and his dark-scaled have been? Shall that one lost little white dragon in the midst of the Undead Isle be renamed at long last? Inquiring minds want to know!

2) Shall new theme music be required for these champions of chaos and sinister serpents of scaly superiority? Will Ice Cube's "Wicked" or "As Torches Rise" by Turisas echo throughout the halls?

3) Will the eternal question of "can a Lawful Evil fighter/mage/thief backhand a member of the Moonstars into a paladin and knock out the paladin" finally be answered? (MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!)

4) Rolf, being the ever adventuring cook that he is, has been seen in the bowels of the Undermountain looking for mushrooms. Do we fear the worst and expect him to demand ingrediants from the lairs of the legendary wyrms next?

5) Will Ung EVER wash that Loincloth Of Puissance +infinity of his? (Like really, it's beginning to smell, and running through waterfalls isn't helping. It was quite effective creating an underwater cloud of choking against the Sauhagin actually...)

6) With Ung's treacherous kobold brethren make a reappearance and strike at the intrepid adventurers in new and fearless fashions? (As well, will THEY have washed their loincloths? Because that Gust of Wind spell is looking more and more appealing by the minute.)

7) Shall the OTHER legendary kobold make his first official appearance within the Undermountain at long last? That's right, shall we hear Deekin's sweet dulcet tones careening through the tavern before we are sent down into the cavernous depths?

8) Any possibility of a "sink crevice" within the Sea Cave to take us to new unknown depths and other such undersea menaces? (Such as a brand new deep water dragon?)
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