SpiritWarrior.... I *AM* a guy. I've been hit there before. I've had falls that, were there a video camera around, you might have seen on some Funniest Videos show. Note to self: Never try to walk on top of the monkey bars again...
I got kneed during an indoor soccer game.... I *KNOW* it hurts! I stumbled to the gate, bent over for a long time to catch my breath, and got back in.
Doesn't make me superman or anything like that, but that was a hit from a young adult male in full tilt during a game. Not a hit from a (probably) intoxicated adult male on a slippery surface.
All I'm sayin' is that unless there's some major damage there, two weeks off work seems a wee bit excessive to me.