But let's be real... if the guy was tailgating, he'd had a beer or thirty. How much force do you think he could muster for it? Twice?
And for a sober adult male to *not* be able to protect the family jewels... *TWICE*... yeah, that would both make you feel stupid and hurt. I can maybe see morphine for intense pain, but two weeks off work? Unless the jewels were crushed into powder (or something similar), that's just excessive... but if they were crushed into powder, it's not enough
