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So what is the problem that prevents you from doing this? Is it:
a) lack of internet access (seems unlikely)?
b) can't type (even less likely)?
c) accidentally googled google and wiped out the internet (absurd)?
d) can't be arsed (possible)?
e) did, but then couldn't be bothered with trying to re-phrase the definition as a question (likely)?
f)

Spoiler for Hellboy II:

went to see Hellboy II, accidentally came away with a tooth-fairy in your pocket, brought it home, went to feed it your baby-teeth which you'd been keeping for years just in case of this eventuality, accidentally dropped the teeth onto your computer keyboard whereby the tooth-fairy went crazy and ate all the keys, having understandably mistaken them for rows and rows of animal teeth

(most likely of all)?
g) something else altogether less likely than all the possible scenarios above put together (obviously least likely)?